Did you know llamas need a well rounded diet that can only be provided by sammiches?* Inside the game Sammich you fill find everything you need to create a variety of sammiches for llamas who are in need of a well balanced sammich diet.

What’s it about?

Be the first to feed your llama their specialty sammiches. Win glory, bragging rights, and llama praise forever (or at least until the next match). Be the person our llamas hope you to be! They are hungry!

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The only thing the Thiefen’ Llama hasn’t stolen is the ski mask his granny knitted for him. He had to steal his granny’s heart to get it though.


The Picky Llama has standards. His sophisticated palette is akin to a human toddler. Also, who really puts pineapple on a sammich?


The Bahama Llama has flown to the mainland to attend a death metal concert as part of a reprieve from the quiet island life. Despite being on vacation, she still likes the comforts of home in her sammiches.


Macho Mamma Llama was not just handed her exquisite body. Her no carb, high protein diet keeps her muscles in their perfect shape. With her diet she has a strict bench pressing regimen and wrestles with her kids before bed every night.


In his natural habitat, the Lazy Llama enjoys binge watching nature documentaries and feel-good family shows on his cheese powder covered bean bag chair.


Someone with a more refined and expensive palette, the hipster Llama only eats the organic products.


After watching the news, the Germaphobe Llama bought himself a full fledged HAZMAT suit and had it delivered by curbside pickup and everything smells like hand sanitizer.

*No need to fact-check, I assure you it’s all true, but kids, please don’t try to feed sammiches to a real llama. They bite.